I did this a while ago — posted my favorite tweet conversations from days past. Favorite, for me at the moment, doesn’t really mean “advice on teaching” but just random convos. The best kind.

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k8nowak @samjshah aw. You like us! You really like us! *hugs*

samjshah @k8nowak naaah, *like* is maybe too strong a word. you guys just keep me slightly amused. paint drying < y’all < reality tv

calcdave @samjshah You do know “Glee” is not reality tv, right?

Fouss @samjshah With that bit of information, you’re kicked out of the club. Don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

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dcox21 @samjshah thanks Sam. Re-mixed them to suit my needs, but borrowed the heck out of your stuff. I’ll send you the remix…for approval.;-)

dcox21 Thanks to @samjshah… http://img111.yfrog.com/i/vtkl.jpg/

dcox21 @calcdave Yeah, I wrote it as neatly as I could and then placed the kids in just the right place just before taking the pic. ;-)

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mctownsley The Teacher Salary Project – teaching is easy…right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czPRKh2ooOY&feature=player_embedded via @scsdmedia

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SweenWSweens Not gonna lie: pretty sweet artwork, but I really wish you were paying attention to the related rates lesson. http://brizzly.com/pic/1EJC

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k8nowak @JackieB hey for pi day we are planning a ‘family feud’ assembly, and i put on the survey ‘name the teacher that gives the best hugs’ and..

k8nowak @JackieB the frontrunner as well as the second and third highest vote-getters…English. no joke.

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k8nowak Just gave a girl a hard time about dropping out of college while buying beer from her. TEACHER OF THE YEAR.

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busynessgirl #needaredstamp “It will take me more ink to explain what’s wrong than you used to do this problem in the first place.”

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samjshah cool! how to find things that nearly rhyme… if i were musical this would rock… http://www.b-rhymes.com/

calcdave @samjshah My name is Sam which almost rhymes with stamp. These words I amass to teach you all math.

samjshah @calcdave My name is Dave which rhymes with concave. Up in the schoolz, my kidz be amazed. With my crazy calc skillz, ya heard? Word.

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sumidiot anybody know a source for this quote about lectures: info from notes of prof to notes of student without passing through mind of either?

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samjshah um, how do i feel that justin bieber and luda did a song together? someone tell me because i just can’t figure it out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4

sig225 @samjshah On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize for Justin Bieber. Please, take our Olympic Men’s Hockey gold medal …

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jbrtva Guy I know asked me out for coffee…he wanted to tell me that we’re just friends. #didimisssomething?

k8nowak @jbrtva now you invite him for coffee, and inform him you’re not just friends, but mortal enemies. Advise him to sleep with one eye open.

samjshah @k8nowak @jbrtva invite him for coffee, and inform him that you’re not just friends, but in a serious, committed relationship. then propose.

k8nowak @samjshah @jbrtva invite him for coffee and inform you’re not just friends, but actually brother & sister. Expose family’s deepest secret.

samjshah @k8nowak @jbrtva invite him for coffee and inform him you are tyra banks in disguise. scold him for sending mixed signals. KISS MY FAT A**!

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samjshah just bought my spring break tickets. SAN FRAN HERE I COME!!! and i am taking virgin atlantic one way there… TV!

dcox21 @samjshah stop by Porterville and I’ll buy you dinner. Best Mexican food north of the border.

samjshah @dcox21 that’s 4+ hours away? NO WAY! wait, did you say you’re buying…

samjshah @dcox21 @k8nowak what are all y’all talking about? i missed some bandwagon. there were probably cupcakes on it, i bet.

k8nowak @dcox21 SSHHHH. Do NOT tell him about the cupcakes!

dcox21 @k8nowak Hey if he’s not willing to take me up on a free dinner, I’m not saying nothin’ about the cupcakes.